Quotes and Jokes

Quotes

“Empty vessels make the most noise.”

 “Action is eloquence.” – William Shakespeare

“Assume a virtue, if you have it not” – William Shakespeare

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former” – Albert Einstein.

“Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.” – Mark Twain. 

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.” – Mark Twain.

“Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.” – Richard Lovelace, Poet

“You are undoubtably the worst pirate I have ever heard.”

“Ah, but you have heard of me.” – Commore Norringtonand Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean 

“I ask God for Strength………And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I ask God for Wisdom………And God gave me Problems to solve.

I ask God for Prosperity………And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.

I ask God for Courage……And God gave me Danger to overcome.

I ask God for Love………And God gave me Troubled people to help.

I ask God for Favors………And God gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted………I received everything I needed.”


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